Two teenage boys were arrested in America when they told police that they had dug up a corpse from a grave in a cemetary and stolen it’s skull to use as a bong. One of the boys had been originally questioned over debit card fraud, when all of a sudden he decided to let rip [...]

Yes, its another fail from across the pond (this means you, America). I knew people over there watched way too much TV but come on, this is just rediculous. CSI, known for being so detatched from reality that it couldnt get further away even by wearing a pink tutu and singing the Azerbaijani national anthem, [...]

A couple in America are trying to sue a zoo for US$10,000,000 for what they call ‘psychological trauma’ after they were stuck in a cable car ride for the almighty total of 5 hours. They were rescued by emergency services (along with the other passengers of the ride) of course, but there is just no [...]

Yet another dumb criminal has ended up getting collared through his own stupidity, this time by crashing into the police station itself in his car. Of course this happened in America (where else, huh?). He was driving a pickup truck when he decided what he really wanted to do was smash his way though the [...]

Florida is home to some damn debauched stuff as we all know (and lots of old people – good mix), and a recent bust by the police reveals another ‘service’ you can obtain freely and easily whenever you like. A limo bus (what the hell is one of those – aren’t all buses stretched?) which [...]

A man has appeared in court over an incident where he shot his neighbour’s duck with a pellet gun, injuring it in the throat in the process, but what makes this unusual is the punishment. The duck now has a protection order against the man, 21, who will now also most likely spend some time [...]

George W. Bush was in France recently (yes, shock horror, he’s gone abroad, and not just to somewhere he’s in the middle of invading) where he complimented the French President Sarkozy’s wife. He complimented her intelligence and the choice Sarkozy had made in marrying her, isn’t that nice. Of course, he is currently trying to [...]

A shopkeeper in the US has been using his own novel method of stopping the plague of shoplifters who come into his shop regularly. He simply tells them to either hand over their shoe or he will call the police, relying on the fact that people would rather lose a shoe than be hauled in [...]

Americans love their guns, they also love their cars. So what could be better than bundling them together for a promotion to sell more cars? A car dealership in the USA has started a promotion offering a free gun or a free gas card worth $250 – and guess which is proving the most popular! [...]

Usually if you want to throw a sickie, you do it with something understandable, short lived and not deadly. Usually. A woman in Washington, USA (what is it with these yanks?) went a step or two further, by blagging that she had a brain tumour. For a good while she managed to get away with [...]