Saucy secrets which aren’t so secret

Immigration officers in Newcastle proved their worth to the nation by stopping one particularly determined Brazilian woman from entering the country. The reason? Sexiness. A whole suitcase full of it.
You see, this woman had previously tried to get into the country through Belfast a few months earlier and failed. The reason for that failure? A [...]

Burn, baby, burn

Italians are known for their… uh… ‘fiery’ tempers but this takes it to an all new level – a man who burned down a barbers shop when he spotted a hardcore porn calendar on the wall which featured none other than his own girlfriend.
Now talk about an over-reaction there: surely it would be better to [...]

Need… more… beer…

A woman in Australia showed real determination when she crashed her car into the front of a convenience store whilst driving drunk. That may not sound too amazing, but when she got out of the crashed car, walked into the store and picked up a six pack of beer from the fridge and took it [...]

How to be more of a prat than a cat

Yes it rhymes, no it wasn’t intended to. This story just takes the biscuit really, mainly on how stupid people are when it comes to their pets.
Basically, a cat got stuck up a tree. It was there for a couple of days, yowling for help (apparently) and so the owner (I presume) decided to get [...]

Get back in the kitchen!

Now this is a weird one. A man in Italy kidnapped his ex-girlfriend the other day, but for reasons you really wouldn’t guess.
Since the man and the woman split up, it would appear that he was pretty upset about the whole thing. So upset, in fact, that he obviously didn’t know what to do with [...]

The art of timing

A man who was stalking a woman for a long time got his comeuppance when he dropped the ball in an epic fashion.
He had been harassing the woman via the phone and had even video called her to show himself masturbating on the other end, repeatedly and over a length of time. When she went [...]

How to get women naked in 1 easy step

Wolf whistling is the passtime of men around the world (well, builders around the world). It annoys women, allows men to be chauvenistic without being directly offensive and is the signal of ‘you have a nice body’ from those men who find communication using speech a little bit too hard. Usually the woman ends up [...]

Stinky

Idiots, they’re everywhere, including Germany. Two women who were climbing on top of manure tanks to fill stockings full of the smelly stuff ended up getting a bit more than they bargained – or ever asked – for.
One of them fell into the cow crap while she was trying to make these ‘manure bombs’ (whatever [...]