Ah, people hurting themselves. Its great to watch, isn’t it? Well, here you are, gorge yourselves on other people’s pain!


If the band weren’t playing, you would be able to hear a loud ‘CRACK’ as the head stock of the guitar crunched that guy’s face. That’s what you get when you insist on standing so close to a band who can barely fill a corner of a store when they appear…


Ah, good to know police forces worldwide are upholding high professional standards. You would have thought that when you’re showing off how good your crack squad is in front of a camera, you’d at least get your head around the idea of moving out of the way when you’re gonna wrench a gate that size. Otherwise its the gate that you’ll get your head around.


This wouldn’t be complete without a video of a Darwin Award candidate. What bit of the concept of a Molotov cocktail does this guy not understand? The petrol? The glass? The burning? Either way, I think it sums it all up that the guy asked to be told when he is on fire because ‘I wont know’. Here’s a hint: that burning sensation may just well mean that you are on fire. Idiot.

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