There once was a man from Crewe
Who did a very big poo
It went all over the floor
Until there was no more
And now he doesn’t know what to do.

There was was a robot called Megatron
Who liked to get his groove on
However Optimus Prime
Wanted to make him whine
And so he ended up getting shat on

There once was a cat
Who was very fat
It ate only cake
As that was all it could bake
And then it sat on a mat

Things I like:
Utopia Bathrooms at great prices.
Bathroom Tiles
visit Care in Bathing Ltd for Disabled showers

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