Cheerleaders: what are they good for? Absolutely nothin’! Well, they just proved it even more.

A group of the dim-witted tarts ended up stuck in a lift during a cheerleading camp when they tried to see how many could fit in. Well, they found out that 26 of them could do (they’re 14-17 years old, and probably all built like rakes so its understandable) and they also found out that none of them could get out.

In the end they had to be rescued by the fire and police departments, along with a repairman. When they did get stuck they had resorted to their weapon of choice: the mobile phone. Good job they all have such ready access to the tool of the terminal gossiper to save them from their own stupidity, eh?

One thing I dont understand though is what a cheerleader camp is. I understand the dance routines can be quite complicated for a person with half a brain, but surely a camp is pushing it a bit too far? What were the sessions like? ‘How to vomit half your body weight in 6 weeks’? Or maybe ‘How to get guys and make other girls feel like crap’, and for advanced cheerleaders maybe they could do a group for ‘Why being popular is important in modern society’. Well, they could, if they understood the word ’society’.

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