One of the things that I struggle with on a daily basis is deciding which is coolest out of:

  • Pirates
  • Robots
  • Ninjas

They all have their pros and cons, and there is nothing that stands out about one that the others can’t counter in other ways. So I have decided to create a list of the best features of each one and then decide.

Pirates

  • Speech patterns
  • Swords
  • Eye patches
  • Parrots
  • Pieces of Eight

Robots

  • Could turn on humans at any minute
  • Don’t need to breathe
  • Don’t need to drink or eat
  • Very strong
  • Hard to injure

Ninjas

  • Stealthy
  • Hundreds of ways of killing you
  • Wear all black
  • Could steal a cake without you knowing

It is still very hard to choose – they all have good and bad points, so I think I am going to remain undecided about which is coolest for now.

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