Plenty of couples or housemates fall out over pets. They crap everywhere, decide to pee only on the bed of the person who hates them the most and annoy them with their cutesiness. How do you solve such problems? Reasoned debate? Ultimatums? Fire? You should take a leaf out of this woman’s book then – just tape the bloody thing to the fridge, yeah!

OK, so its a bit weird (read: batshit insane). Abby Toll, 20 and from Colorado, took the action because her boyfriend’s dog had bitten her and done its naughty business on the floor. Bad dog. Then she shows just how bad you can be by using a plastic bag, some elastic hair ties and sticky tape to afix the poor critter to the door of the fridge.

Needless to say, she has been arrested on animal cruelty charges. When asked about it she responded with “I know this looks bad. We were going to get rid of him anyway. We usually don’t do this.” Of course! That makes it totally fine! Lets extend this to everyday things… Getting rid of that old toaster, tape it to the fridge. That old magazine? Tape it to the fridge. Grandma is getting a bit doo-lally and needs to be shipped out to a nursing home? Tape her to the fridge. Its for her own good, after all.

Its like this girl watched a fucked up episode of Blue Peter where they show you how to turn your pets into fridge ornaments.

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