It seems a woman in Washington, UK wasn’t the only one being violated as her neighbours had to complain to the council about groaning noises and the bed banging against the wall during sex, just days after she had been given an ASBO for the same thing (Anti-Social Behaviour Order for those of you not blessed with the UK’s wonderful legal system).

She didn’t get the big idea when given the four year order prohibiting her from these ‘noisy’ activities came through, after neighbours originally complained of her rather vocal behaviour during the afformentioned relentless shagging. Now she has been told to keep her mouth shut during sex (unless, I presume, her husband can help keep her quiet, ahem). Whether or not she will is a completely different matter of course.

So, how about you? Ever pissed off your neighbours with the noises of your nightly naughtiness? Kept people awake with the bang-bang-bang of headboard against wall? Or are the neighbours just jealous at the apparently healthy sex life of this couple? I think the latter, to be honest.

Things I like:
funky new headboards
viaggi di nozze sudafrica

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