I hate rain.

Or rather I hate the moronic twats who forget that the umbrella they are using to keep themselves dry is actually wider than they are, and then stick the umbrella in my eye due to their utter incompetence as human beings. While I am in no way sexist, it is without fail some woman who forgets that the stupidly oversized golf umbrella they are using is the width of 3 of themselves and that they need to pay fucking attention to where they go.

In an ideal world, people who own an umbrella and are unaware of its width would be beaten with the previously mentioned umbrella, so that they would understand my pain.

Seriously wear a coat with a hood if you are worried about getting wet.

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